Country Dictionary

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you walk down the street and bump into a swede and the first thing said is sorry and the first thing done is fast walking so as not to create a situation beyond thier control

The Swede is a common name for a person from Sweden. A swede is also handsome and brilliant.

Person 1: Here Comes The Swede !

The Swede: Thank you Thank you.

Slang for your heid

Yer pure burstin' ma swede man!

Kylie Minogue's: "I just cannae get you oot ay ma swede..."

n. a boxhead.
Swedes are known as boxheads due to their squarish heads.
Often used to describe a thick, dull, brutish fellow that is prone to drunkenness.

That Swede was such a boxhead that he had a Volvo and a Saab.
That Swede's noggin was box-shaped so that is why he was called a boxhead.
Shall we go to Ikea to see the boxheads?

Camp as fuck.

Swede is camp as fuck

Citizens of the country Sweden. Pretty much the same at their neighbors the norwgians, just gayer.

I go to IKEA a lot. Dies that make me a swede?

A truly frightening powerlifter from the United States who can drop 550 pounds on to his chest and not die. I've seen this with my own eyes. He might be immortal.

Don't try to lift that, you ain't Swede.