A fork of Rural Dictionary
also a place where some of us may wear cowboy hats, own cattle, and say y'all and actually mean it!
all my friends are true texans, we all have horses and sometimes wear cowboy hats!
1. To take an existing word and mangle or mispronounce it.
2. To make up a word and display a limited understanding of nearly everything.
Texanize: "There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know its in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says: fool me once, shame on... shame on you... fool me, can't get fooled again!"
- Gee Dub
1) Slang; A term used for someone who has low intelligence and is bigoted a good part of the time.
2) Alternately: Texas
1)Nick: Fuck them fags!
Joe: Stop being such a Texan.
2) Shut up, Texas.
Someone who wears a cowboy hat and jeans while skiing
Jerry: Hey man, how was skiing in Colorado?
Tom: Awesome, I only saw one annoying Texan!
Jerry: Oh yeah, how do you know he was a Texan?
Tom: He was wearing an orange jumpsuit and a cowboy hat
Someone from Texas. Easily identifiable when outside of Texas by their cowboy hats, boots, accent, niece/sister carrying their baby
Person 1: Who is that over-weight, hick motherfucker wearing the cowboy hat and jeans while skiing? This is Colorado not Texas!
Person 2: Let it go, hes a pompus ass hole like most Texans