A fork of Rural Dictionary
A homosexual male.
He's not attracted to women, he's a turd burglar.
A person who looks through the cracks of a bathroom stall to see the person in there.
"Cover your face, the turd burglar is back!"
n: One who repeatedly trys to open a locked bathroom stall door
I was minding my own business when the office VP came and kept trying to get into my stall! What a Turd Burglar!
Someone that comes into the bathroom and tries to open an occupied bathroom stall.
"I was having a nice shit when I was interrupted by a Turd Burglar, so I coughed to scare him away".
When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.
Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell
Humourously derogative term for a gay man.
That guy is fucking turd burglar!