A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you pull a quickie in the KFC bathroom pulling on that weave with them greasy fingers.
"I heard you just got a chicken tender bender?!"
"Yeah I just got mines with what's its name"
n.- refers to a man over 40 years old who is sexually appealing to younger females.
I know she is my best friend, but her dad is such a chicken tender sub.
When a person spreads hot sauce on their hands then sticks one or more fingers into a female vagina resulting in pain and pleasure.
My goal for this week is to give my girlfriend a Louisiana Chicken Tender.
A delicious meal, although you can not have them because they are mine and I keep them to myself--aw?
Cartman: No, Kitty! These are my spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders!
Kitty: Reowr.
Cartman: No, Kitty!
person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA
person 2: pluh
Any chicken strip or chicken nugget that tastes like it came straight from your local shitty water park’s concession stand
“I’m such a picky eater man, I didn’t want to come to this Mexican spot.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”
“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”