Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

mexican horseshoe

A super crazy sexual position only done south of the border. Involves three prostitutes, four bottles of corn syrup, a sack of flour, a size 7/8 socket wrench, a pound of ground cinnamon, and a donkey with a ski mask.

Man! I had the best night! Totally got me a Mexican horseshoe in Mexico City! Shoot yeah the herpes are working!

by It burns when i pee April 16, 2010

Hells Horseshoe

The deep red color recieved on ones hind quarters or 'butt' after spending several minutes or hours on the toilet. This deep red color is often times in the shape of a horseshoe.

It was a mistake for John to read in the bathroom for so long because he really got hells horseshoe on him. The streaker obviously had been sitting on the toilet for quite some time due to the horseshoe from hell on his rear end

by The True Shananigan August 16, 2009

horseshoe sandwich

an open-face sandwich that originates Springfield Illinois. It consists of Texas toast, covered in meat (usually beef), freedom (french) fries and then cheese sauce (traditionally Welsh Rarebit cheese sauce but chedder or american cheese sauce is just as good) The fries and cheese layeres can be switched in order as they usually ooze togethor anyway.

The horseshoe sandwich is a must have in central Illinois. If you want a half order, call it a ponyshoe

by northendwhitetrash March 24, 2007

Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck. A blended term making use of two popular idioms: pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.

"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season." I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."

by Annastacia June 27, 2009

brown horseshoe

whenever you shit a real long turd and it raps around the edges of the toilet

Came home from happy hour at Taco Bell and felt my 4 cheesy burritos trying to come out like lava. Went to the toilet, stood up literally 3 seconds after, BOOM, there lie a brown horseshoe.

by shockalala July 20, 2014

double horseshoe

The act of throwing a lipper all the way around your top and bottom lips. Usually a very big waste of your dip!

Give me that can! I'll double horseshoe it and make you all look like pussies!

by Michael Danger June 06, 2008

horseshoe

Round faced, soccer playin' cute sport person from new milford

Becky is such a horseshoe... Woot Woot

by Valmar & AJ November 11, 2004