A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who takes everyone elses shit; sometimes the mooch will ask for something (like one chip from the bag), and then continue to eat those chips until the bag is completely finished. This also known as a Mathew Hunter Cullen.
My friend came over today and he Mathew Cullened all my food! What a Mooch.
A guy who always accepts an invitation for pizza, never to return the favor. Will smoke your cigars even though his humidor is full. Will drink your alcohol first, especially skinnies, so he can take his home. He is 85 true story!
Does that mooch have to be invited to the draft again? Drank all my beer, smoked all my cigars, and did not even chip in on pizza.
Although typically known to be a sponge or leech. A mooch can also be a massive idiot/ irritating individual/ general ass sucking the life out of a conversation or draining the fun out of a party.
All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.
A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.
Devan is a mooch. He is the King of Mooches.
Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.
In the UK mooching means going for a walk (usually looking for somewhere to eat) often while drunk and/or stoned.
In the US mooching is one person taking advantage of another.
(Two guys drunk in a tent in England)
John: "Where's Dave gone?"
Jack: "He went mooching off in that direction a couple of minutes ago"
(Two guys talking about friend's girlfriend in America)
John: "Dave's just bought his girlfriend a new car"
Jack: "She's just mooching off him coz he's rich"