Country Dictionary

Named after a man called Muffin that quickly and somehow sneakily finishes a drink in front of his friends and/or assorted other bar goers. Different from chugging.

Dude, where did his drink go. I don't know but I think I just saw him muffin it.

Delicious personal cakes. They come in many flavors like blueberry and chocolate!

Muffins are good. I ate one.

A really good bakery item-thing. This is probally the only definition for a edible muffin. (Don't you dare say pussy!) I like to paint muffins.

I was a muffin for Halloween, and some crazy old guy tried to eat me.

A sympathetic name for someone.

"Aww is muffin sad?"

A game consisting of a group of guys circle jerking onto a muffin which is located in the center of said circle jerk. Players compete by jerking their member until they ejaculate their "frosting" on the muffin. The last jerker to frost the muffin receives the pleasure of eating said muffin, along with all its frosty goodness.

Tom: I'm bored Kyle: I have an idea! lets play muffin!!! Grant: Absolutely!

A Muffin that can overtake a nation

Matthew: I Like Muffins Remiz: GET READY TO GET MUFFINATION, Woops

UK: The act of oral sex upon a woman's genitalia (aka her muff).

In the 1950's & 60's there was a long standing joke about the unfortunately named children's television programme "Muffin the mule" being a sexual offence.