Country Dictionary

a simp, very tall, gay twink

an absolute loser who likes to stand naked in a corn field

he turned into a pickle once, and called himself pickle neil
funniest shit i've ever seen

'wow, if you were any gayer you'd be neil' - a local bystander says

Neil is the best person in the world. Smart and funny. The perfect person.

Neil is awesome

to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.

thanks a lot, you just neiled it.

Having a wank in a public place, in honor of the radio presenter Neil Prendevile who did it while the plane was taxiing on the run-way.

Did you hear John had a neil on the bus?

ya that's fucking horrible.

shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.

If you were any more wrong, you'd be neil

One who takes stiff man pole in his butt

"Neil is a bit of a Neil"

A guy that has very small nuts

neil has small nuts.