A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.
Person 1: Why is the new girl in the lower maths?
Person 2: Shes a potato.
Person 1: I'm so lucky that I'm not a potato.
a person who ties up their sweatshirt strings and sinks themselfs into a pile of pillows and blankets while crunching on some chips and binge watching netflix all weekend
"what did you do all weekend"
"i was being a potato"
Socially awkward or innocent person; awkwardly shy
"Do you swear a lot?" - "No. I'm a potato"
"Are you popular?" - "No I'm too much of a potato"
Someone who's forever alone and no one would want to touch with a 10 ft stick.
A word to describe an absolutely amazing and beautiful or good looking. Like SUPER freaking good looking person.
"He was looking potatoful today"
"Did you see how potatoful she looked today?"