A fork of Rural Dictionary
Brit. slang for a crappy car, usually a hatchback, driven by a "Barry Boy".
A popular choice of the acned teen as their first "wheels", sheds are often "done up" with bits of nasty body kit, aftermarket exhausts and - in urban settings - a thumping uprated music system.
Shed owners often can't afford to put petrol in their cars so are commonly spotted on Friday nights meeting other non-driving shed owners in supermarket car parks to exchange advice on the best make of gaffer tape to stop bits of chrome and trim falling off their creations.
See also acronym SOTW (Shed of the Week), a popular spot on the Barry Boys web site.
Gav: "Wotcha got?"
Kev: "58 plate Saxo." "Tmoz I'm gunna slam it and install a sub the size of your sista's ass".
Gav: "Too sweet, I thought you were gunna get a Shed like a 106 ... needin an air dam for the front though"
Kev: "Already ordered, as well as some pimpin side rails".
Gav: "OMG ... your ride FTW"
fat ginger girl slut who goes for anyone she can grab. stay away from the shed! you will "regred!" if u succumb to the shed, dont be surprised to have a hot and painful itch tomorrow morning.
Scotty fucked the shit out of the shed...literally. he fucked her and then she shit on his bed.
When you project your own problems onto someone else.
Guy1: you're bad at Mobile game cause of your fat thumbs
Guy2: stop shedding
This implies that guy1 has fat thumbs and is projecting that onto guy2