A fork of Rural Dictionary
(verb) an epic fail. A more polite way to say 'douche' if you're in mixed company. Being unprepared, relying solely on your pressumed good looks to get you by in a public appearance. Humourless. Substituting racist or questionable remarks instead of jokes in public speaking. Being a douche. Having no class. Coming across as uneducated. Bragging about material things to come across as more important than what you are. Trailer trash. Coined especially by the Jersey's Shore's Mike 'the Situation' who especially bombed in Dancing with the Stars, despite being prepared, and at Donald Trump's Roast where he clearely wasn't prepared and slurred racist remarks and zero jokes, substituting his Jersey Shore persona for humor.
You can take the guy out of the trailer in Jersey Shore but you can't take the trailer from Jersey Shore out of the guy. He's nothing but a situation.
A six-pack of cheap beer. Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.
Usage: Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink. Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!
Something or someone who is higly attractive, person, place or thing
Aye that's a real SITUATION right there
interesting events, good times. often alluding to sexual situations involving several loose women and beer or just a good time in general. getting outrageous.
Let's go down to the crazy room and get in some situations.
A verb. To fail miserably. To bomb something. To screw up. To think you're cool and just end up getting booed of the stage and realize you're not really that cool, at all. Derived from The Situation's failure at the Roast of Donald Trump.
Guy 1 - "How do you think you think you did on your driving test?" Guy 2 - "Oh, I didn't study. I probably Situationed it." Guy 1 - "At least you're skin isn't orange."
Being high, Good off the alcahol/drug
*hits blunt* damn dawg im pretty situated