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squid

Refers to a person that everyone has an aversion towards. Squids exhibit the characteristics of a nincompoop and tend to be severly ostrasized. To the general public it appears that the squid's inherent purpose in life is to vex non-squids.
As an alternative, squid can be used to describe an individual who is wum, sagacious, and witty.

That South African boy I've been talking to is THE embodiment of a Squid. I think i will just stop talking to him.

by zooplankton zoloretto January 04, 2021

squid

'Squid' is a contraction of "Squirrelly Kid", and comes from So Cal racers who were also involved in the Surfer culture.

Though the term is now widely used to describe street riders of questionable cornering skill, questionable judgement in demonstrations of horsepower and braking, questionable judgement in the protective clothing worn, and very questionable judgement in his/her friends, the meaning was actually developed at the racetrack.

Back in the day before trackdays (an organized event to allow anyone with a motorcycle and the price of admission to gain familiarity with a racetrack and learn to ride faster, more safely than on the street) were common and new racers frequently had no track experience - hence their unpredictable behavior and unsteady lines led to them being labelled "squirrelly", as unpredictable surfers (or surfing conditions or surfing equipment) were also called.

From there, the term made it to the canyons of Southern California (a popular means to risk one's hide while demonstrating riding skill at speeds well over the posted limit), then out to the rest of the world that reads about So Cal in magazines and apparently strives to be just like So Cal.

"I really hate dealing with the street squids riding over their heads in the 'A' group at Buttonwillow."

"That trackday org is all about getting money from the squids who don't know better."

"Yeah, there was another squid taken off Palomar in an ambulance this morning."

by kz2zx January 15, 2006

Squids

A person who is not (NOT) allowed to know about squad/gang activities.

Ex: Cop, Parents, Siblings, Teachers.

John- "Jimmy I gotta tell you this story man, me and this bitch fucked all night..."

Jimmy- "John not here.... Squids are present."

-John "oh aight I gotchu"

by Chezzinbig June 24, 2018

Squid

An individual lacking moral character; spineless.

"Shorty's a fuckin' squid rat goof!"

by alwayslate July 11, 2008

Squid

A inexperienced motorcyclist riding a exceptionally powerful bike (usually a sport bike of sorts). This person is sometimes clad in lowtop shoes, with no socks, cargo shorts, wife beater, and a bimbo on the back. These "Squids" are pack creatures, and have to try to prove their "alpha" to the others in the pack by pulling "Wheelies, Stoppies, and Burn Outs". Many times these "Squids" will be found later on laying on the pavement bruised, bloodied, and sometimes dead.

That Squid came off the interstate so fast that he hit the curb, and got tossed into oncoming traffic.

by dvanberkum July 29, 2009

Squid

A male member of the U.S. Navy and is either found in a drunken or hungover state which is dependent on the number of hours the squid has been awake. Usually found in strip/go-go bars on the 1st and 15th of each month as those are paydays. Tends to drive a Mustang, however the squid generally does not have a license due to his number of DUI convictions.

Things squids like:
Weed. They are thought to be the only people on earth that can form an addition to the substance, which is quite the subject of many a discussion as the penalties of smoking week results in unemployment and imprisonment.

Hookers. Squids are known to fall in love with hookers and will often fight other squids to defend a hookers honor.

Jailor 1 - Hey wow this drunk tank sure is full today

Jailor 2 - Yeah those damn squids got paid today

.........
Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir you are being charges with DUI and we noticed in your passenger seat was a 17 year old girl that was drunk, high and naked.

Squid - Don't judge me

Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir in this court I am the judge

Squid - Sorry, that was the whiskey talking

by exsquid January 17, 2012

squid

A young man on an incredibly over powered motorcycle, wearing nothing but a helmet.

The term derives from what is discernable from his corpse:
A helmet with stringy fleshy bit dangling from the bottom.

Also see calamari

Frat-boi + GSXR1300 + sandles = squid

*1st & 3rd variables are not required.

by schimschone March 12, 2005