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TriPod

When a certain individual of yours that should be male has a third leg (Large Penis) also know as a tripod because of the mass and weight and velocity swell as how viscous it can be. The Bigger the tripod the bigger the nut milk. People with a tripod can hold them selfs up with it alone with assistance from its other legs { an example would be Squidward tenticals}.

Person Without Big Dick Energy Andrew: Hey man how are you holding yourself up??
Tripod man Dante: I'm using my tripod to hold my self up, my guy.
Person Without Big Dick Energy Andrew: But how can you do such a thing . That is deadass impossible!
Tripod Man Dante: Well nigga it is because I got the BIGGEST DICK ENERGY OUT THERE.
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"You see that guy over there"
"yea why"
"They call him the tripod"
"why?"
"its because his dick is massive"

by HentaiLordXxx42069 November 12, 2018

Tripod

When your dick becomes so large that it looks as if you have an extra leg.

"Wow that guy has a third leg!"
"No bro, thats a tripod."

by EpicDuckGuy February 06, 2012

tripod

Australian comedy trio consisting of Gatesy (Steven Gates), Yon (Simon Hall) and Scod (Scott Edgar)

Tripod are playing at Hi-Fi tonight.

by PiraticalKat October 08, 2003

Tripod

One of the coolest girls you will ever meet

"Hey look its that girl tripod, i wish i was friends with her"

by doggylover191 April 25, 2009

Tripodding

Tripodding is the act of standing or wedging a phone on an erect penis so it is facing the desired way in order to take hands free selfies/ video calls

“My hands are hurting I’ll call later Chloe”
“Do some tripodding Josh it’s hands free

by Mrskillmgill May 14, 2020

Tripoded

tripod monopod stringer cameraman news photog

Stringer: “We sent in professional tripoded footage to the news stations”

by AdamLLNNYC February 24, 2019

tripod

a group of 3 girls who everyone envies and hates. they rule at the top of the social class.

"those bitches in the tripod have been fucking our guys!"

by macslice October 11, 2004