A fork of Rural Dictionary
a man with a penis so big, it is interpreted as a third leg, hence 'tripod'
You are a tripod.
1.) A three-legged supporting stand used to hold an object in place
2.) A man sporting a large penis
3.) A group of three friends who are mutually dependant on each other, and privileged to tell people that they have TWO best friends
1.)
"Let me set up the tripod so I can take the photo"
2.)
Guy: "Your friend Dave's ego is through the roof"
Kev "Yea, he's a tripod"
3.)
Guy: "Are you worried about falling out of contact with your old college buddies?"
Ben: "no ones will kick a leg out of the tripod"
A man with a large penis who when naked appears to have three legs supporting him.
Billy "Gee, your friend Pongo has three legs!"
Jenny "No no, he just has a large penis"
Billy "Oh, so that is why people call him tripod"
Jenny "That's right genius. Well done"
Billy "Thanks... I love you Jenny. Wanna make out?"
A man whose penis is so large, that it resembles a third leg, resembling a tripod. A less extreme version of Second Torso.
Damn, that guy was a goddamn tripod! I won't be able to sit down for a month!
An small man with an unusually large penis
"Tom's dick is huge, he's such a tripod"