A fork of Rural Dictionary
Practice used in televised sessions in the UK's House of Commons (and other places) of surrounding the speaker at any one time with a coterie of camp followers who would yell "hear hear" and other such things. This would hopefully work to distract the cameraman's attention from the facts that firstly, most of the seats in the chamber would be empty, and secondly most of the remainder would be occupied by MPs who were filling in crosswords, sleeping, or otherwise unengaged in parliamentary business.
Expect lots more doughnutting around Gordon Brown in the next year or two.
A woman a man chooses to have sex/relationship with based first and foremost on proximity. Especially a sexual relationship.
Based on the theory that men are lazy and will reach for the nearest doughnut rather than get up to get what they want.
Jim loved his wife but still screwed Jenny, his work wife, was the closest doughnut.
My car is in the shop, I'm rolling in my doughnut.
Damn nigga, your doughnut is banging!
That fool Biff be fucking bitches in his doughnut.
Woah, even his doughnut is way fucken baller.
A doughtnut ( also spelled donut) is a favored treat of Homer Simpsons. It is a cursed fried cyclops.
On Saturday, I ate the doughnut.
To use a colleague's computer to send an group or all-staff email offering free doughnuts. Often used as a punishment for not securing your computer.
Our head of IT makes a practice of doughnutting people who forget to lock their computers.