A fork of Rural Dictionary
A skier that only skis so they can post pictures of themselves on social media. These individuals generally ski blues at low speeds before disappearing into the lodge to warm up. Instagram skiers are usually found at larger well-known ski areas such as Breck or Vail.
My sister is such an instagram skier. She spent $200 to ski at Vail so she could post the pictures online and get at least 20 likes.
Left or a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a skier going down the slope.
Bill: Stay to skier's left on the next run, there's a sick kicker about half way down!
Ted: Party on dude!
Occurs when holding out your hand to stop an inevitible face plant into concrete snow - your fingers are safely curled around your pole, but your thumb bends ways never intended by nature, and is usually accompanied by an audible "pop".
What's with the knife? Oh, I got skier's thumb...hurts so bad I'm just gonna get rid of the whole thing...who needs thumbs anyways
A woman doing four guys at once.
Beth was doing the downhill Skier. One guy in each hand with one from behind and one in the mouth.
Right of a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a skier going down the slope.
Ted: Stay to skier's right at the bottom of this run, there's a nappy patch of weeds down there!
Bill: Bogus!
Someone that is wanking two people off while being face fucked and anally blasted while standing in a bent over position
Had a mad weekend met up with these four guys, ended up being a screaming skier