A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Hamburglar's more fetid and vastly less successful predecessor.
I thought the McCrappy Meal cam with a Turd Burglar toy...
My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar
A homosexual male.
He's not attracted to women, he's a turd burglar.
A person who looks through the cracks of a bathroom stall to see the person in there.
"Cover your face, the turd burglar is back!"
n: One who repeatedly trys to open a locked bathroom stall door
I was minding my own business when the office VP came and kept trying to get into my stall! What a Turd Burglar!
Someone that comes into the bathroom and tries to open an occupied bathroom stall.
"I was having a nice shit when I was interrupted by a Turd Burglar, so I coughed to scare him away".
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. This should not be confused with an Uncle Ted.
So there I was, minding my own business in the crapper, when some dude came out of nowhere and Turd Burgled me. I started coughing hoping to alert him of my presence, but the Turd Burglar just wouldn't stop trying to get into the stall. Needless to say, it was a terrifying experience.