A fork of Rural Dictionary
something that's so great it sticks in your mind like a piece of velcro.
DJ Danger Mouse's Grey Album is so sick it's velcro.
The act of placing your nuts inside a the mouth of a man packing a well developed beard. The contrast between your nut hairs and his beard creates a velcro effect as your nut hair get lost in his face ones.
Hey Matt, why don't you Velcro me? You round hairy man!
A guys under an acceptable dating age. The opposite of a cougar.
I try to stop Kim from making out with Velcros at the bar down the shore, but she can't keep her hands off younger men.
Kim thought he had perfect eyesight. She didn't realize 2020 was his graduating year. She fell for a velcro.
When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.
"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".