A fork of Rural Dictionary
Taking a powerful dump by using excessive force to squeeze out the turds, this act is usually followed by an excessive amount of grunting.
Dude 1: "Did you take a shit yet bro?" Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"
A pick-up line commonly used by network engineers and datacenter staff.
"Hey babe, want to vigorously reseat tonight?"
Paraphrasing the verb 'suck' into language suitable for polite society.
At a state dinner: "These hors d'oeuvres inhale vigorously!"
Sucks so much that it isn't enough to just say it sucks...Also used when saying sucked is not allowed
This class was awful. It Inhaled vigorously
Medical term to describe the condition of an undead person (a.k.a., a zombie
The patient was bit yesterday, and vigor mortis is already setting in. He’ll be craving brains by nightfall.
To aggressively bum rape someone as an act of revenge or to teach them the error of their ways
Gmac "Ginger Butler, I have had enough of your incompetence. Its time I vigorously reprimanded you for you complete lack of skill" Ginger Butler "Can you atleast use butter this time??!!"
aka sex vigorous hugging is a PG way of describing sex in front of other people who don't want you to talk about sex. extremely effective when mentioned in front of younger siblings who hate to hear about you having sex.
I.E. We don't have sex we just hug very vigorously. vigorous hugging is better than seeing jesus