A fork of Rural Dictionary
A retarded kid that has skin like doggy poo. Also plays with his tiny wiener to try and extend it. Dates a chick named Leeane Estimada.
Wow Vitu is so gay! Vitu is that you?
Biggest Pussy ever, gets 0 pussy. Plays in the O-line. His friends always make fun of him. But overall he kinda sexy. Still in the closet, because his friends will beat him up if they find out that he is gay. He is the sherminator in real life, his best friend Richard, is sexy and called Stifmeister. He has extreme sexy legs, and he is into Dilfs. Treat him good or his guy Richard(Stifmeister) will beat you up.
Girl: Group work with Vitus? ah heck no, he is a pussy. But I would really love to do it with Richard Richard: Aight, im down *laughs in Sexy 6´0 ft*
CHONKY RACCOON TERRORIST FATHER FIGURE
person 1: wow that guy's a raccoon person 2: ikr such a vitus
CHONKY RACCOON TERRORIST FATHER FIGURE
person 1: wow that guy's a raccoon person 2: ikr such a vitus