A fork of Rural Dictionary
Short guy who tries to suck his own dick everyday but its not long enough and he gets depression lolololollolool.
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Willem is so gay, he sucks dick for a living. And kids thats why he can't keep a stable relationship.
Very Gay and not cool he is smelly and has a small penis
Eww is that Willem?
Pass the Bleach please
Willem powerfish is a bloke that loves to chase 3 meter flattys on whole chooks, he spends most of his time at the brothel getting blokes. he has been cast netting sice he was three.
fuck did you see Willem Powerfish 3 meter flatty it was a dog of a cunt
The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.
Also, he is probably your real father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?
He's a pretty healthy guy, as shown in his role in John Wick where he makes a smoothie.
"hey, you know that guy Willem Dafoe?"
"Yeah, he's a healthy guy!"