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Wife I'd Like to Fuck

Person 1: Damn that bitch has a nice big ass.
Person 2: I think she is married.
Person 1: She is a WILF. I would fuck her so hard and fast, and won't pull out even after I cum.

To have an excessive amount of ash left on a cigarette without tapping the ash off.

Man look at that wilf! It's right down to the filter.

A common term from the North East of England. A wilf can be referred to when somebody gets something worng or embarrases themself.

How did you manage that...you wilf!, what did you do that for...you wilf!

A dog who somehow found fame through appearing in a Scottish Standard Grade exam paper.

Wilf doesn't like to share the tripe and turkey...

Woman I'd Like to Fuck. Used for a woman of uncertain status - could be a MILF or a GILF - but until you know for sure, she's a WILF.

You: "Wow, she's hot - is she a MILF or a GILF?"

Me: "I don't know...but she's surely a WILF!"

"Whale I'd Like to Fuck"

"Geeze Kyle, look at that WILF".

"Yeah, I'd deffinately do that humpback in the blowhole".

Widow I'd Like to Fuck. A recently widowed man or woman who is so hot you find yourself thinking, "Man, that is a widow I'd like to fuck."

At the funeral of a childhood friend while his wife is hanging on to you, crying with a broken heart's desperation with mad gesticulation and gyrations, all you can think is, "I hope I don't sport wood because this is a WILF."