A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who has nothing better to do than surfing the web or read clever definitions at urbandictionary.com
Im so bored. I write a meaning for you on urban dictionary
The stage in a relationship before "I love you" and after "I like you"
He is just not in to you, you might want to look somewhere else to find someone to be with.
I am so in to you that it hurts!
A figment of my imagination who is looking at this right about now. This statement is 100% accurate, trust me.
John: Peppa, what are you doing in my house?
Peppa: ...
Usually used by the rappers, pimps, and hustlers of the world that lost their correct grammar a while back and use "you was" instead of "you were." Used alternatively as "you wuz."
LaVar- Yo Antoine, you was the closest nigga I ever had, I miss you forever.
Natasha- You was supposed to pay me last night man, my services ain't good for nothing!
a satirical question usually made to call out someone who is mocking/making fun of/shaming someone for something they’ve done when they’ve done it in the first place
X: “I hate people who wear flannels!”
Y: *shows a picture where X is wearing one* “this you?”
The grammatically correct version of "No u". Instantly eliminates 3rd Dimensional beings and up. Don't say it too loud, or else you might kill everyone within a 10 meter radius.
Mike: "Hey john! I heard you were making fun of me, huh?"
John: "What do you speak of my fellow Homosapien?"
Mike: "Don't act DUMB kid, I'll beat you up!"
John: "At least I'm not Unintelligent like you."
Mike: "No u!"
John: "No, you*"
Mike: *Disintegrates of intellectual overflow*