A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Russian search engine. Serves other places, too. The results are useful. If you can read them.
A: What search engine should I use today? B: Yandex. A: Bruh.
Adj. - Used to describe an idea, concept, or object in which when being looked upon or described, it sounds extremely messed up and should not exist based on standard moral parameters. Note: This term is used to denote anything dirty, sexual-looking, or just plain weird, not psychotic expressionism Synonyms: brainf***, mindf***
Dad: Hey there, son. Whatcha doin'? Son: *Looking* Dad: That's brainbroke, son
Noun - What I imagine a massive amount of murders (groups) of crows are called. If it hasn't been proven wrong, I am correct in my assumption.
I saw a massacre of crows sitting on my roof yesterday. They're currently surrounding my house.
A figment of my imagination who is looking at this right about now. This statement is 100% accurate, trust me.
John: Peppa, what are you doing in my house? Peppa: ...
Noun - The phobia of doors. This is possibly triggered by being hit in the face by doors, whether by someone slamming in your face or by sheer "miscalculations".
Doctor A: You got a full patient load? Doctor B: No, just a guy who wants to cure his dourenenophobia. Doctor A: Good luck with that. The first obstacle is getting him in your office...
Pieces of fine yarn all over your body. You can theoretically knit with it, but if you knew where it came from, would you really?
Hair is just yarn you can't afford. It's priceless.
Noun - the feeling you receive when you jam an object, typically the unsharpened end of a pencil, up your nose. Not to be confused with forced blockage of the nasal passageway.
"I, for a second, felt a sensation of comforting nesalphecilia in my left nostril before my mother yelled at me to remove the pencil from my nose."