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Zoid

Zoid, is abnormally attracted to the male gender more specifically men with a darker skin color because he stereotypes them to have a 500 inch penis

Did you hear Zoid had sex with your dad last night?

by blackyikeszezezez November 26, 2021

zoid

n. Alternate slang for nerd. Can be an insult or compliment depending on its context and the speaker's intent.

"Man, I am such a zoid!"

by KingShit November 20, 2003

Zoid

An individual who spends hours upon hours playing video games.

An individual who is very talented playing video games.
An individual who is very knowledgeable/talented at a certain activity.

John has been playing Zelda for 8 consecutive hours, he is a zoid.
You beat the game in 2 hours, you are a zoid!
You zoid! How did you learn how to play air hockey so well?
Bill, would you like to zoid with me?
I will meet you there in an hour Katie, I am currently zoiding.

by Eldorado1 November 17, 2009

zoid

A Bust Down; one who has sex with multiple partners without hesitation: one who is always ready to get down with the team.

Her Zoid-ass has 7 boyfriends and 3 baby daddies.

by peanut jenkins October 21, 2003

zoid

an animal like robot on planet Zi

"Zoids is an ok show, pretty funny too."

by Dirge February 01, 2005

zoid

Taken from "freakazoid", these people are the ones who are gothic and wear nothing but black clothes, have black makeup, and black hair.

Look at that zoid over there

by Kingsy March 09, 2006

zoid

one who plays video games to the point where his/her eyes start to bleed

That zoid played Zelda for 14 fucking hours straight the other day.

by big burls September 17, 2002