Country Dictionary

Painting landscapes.

A lartist a landscape painter

(La-rt) Lart is a substance from the flaps of middle aged men. Its made of crust and accumulated sweat and grease created a brick

“BRO UR A FUCKING LOON”,
“AND UR A GOOFY LART”.

a liquid fart

I was about to let rip with what at first seem a normal bubblyfart, until I got the unmistakable feeling of liquid leaking from my bunghole, at which point I knew I had a juicy lart on deck and I would be left with swamp ass for the rest of the day.

A fart that has been lit on fire.

Guy 1 : Dude!!! Throw me a ligher quick!!

Guy 2 : Why?
Guy 1 : So i can Lart!

To laugh until one looses the ability to control bodily fuctions, usually emitting an anal explosion.

Dude! Every time you tell me that joke, I lart.

A fart that occurs because you are laughing.

HER: OMG that's so funny! What was that noise?
HIM: xcuse me...I did a lart.

A large chunk of crust, the molecules are boned with fat and can be found in flaps of abnormally large 53 year old men

“UR A FUCKING LOON”,
“YEAH AND UR A LART”.