Country Dictionary

(verb) The act of walking directly at one or more people with the intention of forcing them to diverge from their path so you can continue with yours. An allusion to the biblical tale of moses seperating the Red Sea.

While walking the hallways, we mosesed the oncoming hoards of people as to not be slowed down. It is important to make sure you let your opponent know that you have no intention of letting them pass while you moses through the crowd.

The holiest of foods - a fried or baked pastry with a savoury filling. Short for Samosa, but not short on excellence

Gotta get Mose before the day begins, before my classmates start bitchin about exams

when someone wins an award because of religious reasons they can be called Moses

Yo Jetter really is Moses for that Temple award he won.

When you disappear out of the blue, without saying a thing.

Bro, you mosesed us, we thought you changed schools.

When a man and a woman have sex whilst the woman is on her period and the menstruation is split into two streams over the mans penis, like moses with the red sea.

"Man, i slept with shelly last night, cept she was on and i totally did a moses over my dick" "I just split Jenny's red sea with my little moses"

A semi-feminin guys who loves to have a great time loves to twerk, and dance he’s extremely fit with a amazing six pack he can also be the life of the party he’s also amazing in bed so if you get him in bed just know he’ll have you screaming he’ll part that ass like he parted the red sea in the bible

damn that boys a Moses

Moseses are the epitome of righteousness and consistency. Just like the biblical figure, Moses has a strong moral compass that distinguishes very well concepts of right and wrong. He in a sense is oftentimes the deadbeat dad of the group that is never the loudest or most entertaining but more so like the quiet pillar that represents him always being their in moments of need. Moseses are quite difficult to get to know as due to their fundamentally quiet nature don’t appear to be very easy to interact with. Over time, however, anyone who is friends with a Moses cannot help but laugh at his quiet quips and slight gestures of humor. Albeit they are the epitome of balance within a group of friends, moses are extremely inconsistent when it comes to his close relationships. Even though his actions may be influenced by his quiet nature, it leads you to appreciate the little moments and seek out ways to grow closer. When these little moments arise, you can find yourself feeling unmistakable joy and happiness. Each day, you find yourself grateful that you are fortunate enough to have someone like this in your life.

I think Moses is like the foundation of our group. Ever present and always the strongest mentally and physically.