A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you call black people when they could hear you use a more offensive term.
"Don't park your car here. I don't like this neighborhood, it's full of Canadians."
1. People from Canada. We are very proud of our country, so don't insult it when we can hear you. We do not say eh any more than anyone else does, and don't live in igloos. 2. What Americans say they are when their're on vacation, especially in England.
1. I live in Canada, deal with it. 2. Yeah, I'm Canadian. I've got the flag on my backpack.
The nicest country with the loveist people, as an American I am happy to have Canada as our neighbors. No one hates Canadians even if some Americans make fun of them, sometimes vice versa. Probably the country that also hates on others the least, they also have a beautiful landscape.
American: We don't need to worry about anything, we're visiting Canada, that's where the Canadians are at!
Someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.
(A Canadian couple on a camping trip with their parents) Mary: Dammit, there's no privacy in this cottage, Bill: Well, we could go "fishing" tonight...
They are the Pepsi of America. They use syrup per moose instead of miles per hour. When they are mad all you here are angry beaver noises. They regurgitate there food and feed it to there children. Overall nice and chill peeps tho
Your a fuckin Canadian. Canadians have free health care.