A fork of Rural Dictionary
he goes to get the milk, and never comes back
harder daddy (father)
A man who begets and helps to raise his children. He strives to keep them safe and healthy. He works to feed and clothe them, and to send them to trade school or college. He gives them every opportunity to grow in experience and wisdom. He teaches them how to camp, how to shoot, and how to fix cars. If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.
I work hard to be a good father to all my kids. I've raised them all to be wise and productive.
The man that created me and my brother yet he does not give damn about his family A selfish bastard who drank all day and smoked weed and offered some to wife whle she was pregnant Who did not work hard for his family who nearly threatned to beat his wife if she did not buy him his goddamn liquor . A creep who followed her to the liquor store to make sure she did not go anywhere else. A friggin slacker The reason i go all quiet when a little kid asks me where my dad is
Me: My father was a asshole Person #2 :Yea so is mine Me : Do not say shit like that ,you be thankful you at least have a father to be there for you ,to love you and take care of you
a sperm donor.
i'm sorry son but your father thinks it's funny to pay £1 a month in child maintenance and not see you or help me in any way. I have to face the facts my sweet - despite the guise of a long term live-in relationship which culminated in a unplanned pregnancy, he was just a sperm donor. ok let's go to the park and have some fun instead of thinking about that 50% of you honeypie
someone who will never come back
Father: HEY SON IM GONNA GET SOME MILK FOR UR CEREAL Som: Don't even bother coming back.
1.)The man who also helped make you 2.) The mother fucker who left for cigarettes 15 years ago
1.) My father is always at all of my football games! 2.) I haven't seen that bitch in 15 years. Guess he went to go get a pack of Camels