Country Dictionary

if u dont play them, a bunch of dumbass jocks will call u a nerd and other random insults. if u dont give a flying fuck about sports,welcome to the club.

me: *is not obsessing over the new sports videogame* dumbass jock: this game is awesome u fag me: at least i have a funtioning dick.

To wear something stylishly; a term used 2 comment on someones clothing or dress.

-yo dude...sport that shit. -yo, sport that new jersy dude.

A way to test your athletic ability against others. They're also fun to watch.

Football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.

Something that fat women use to get with guys out of their league.

Tom: Dude, why is that fat chick at the bar pretending to watch game 6 of the Pistons Lakers series. Bill: Oh, she is fat, and needs an angle to attract men. Tom: Gotcha

A barbaric holdover from caveman survival/ war games. In modernity, it contributes to chauvanism, violence, and heartache in public school gyms.

"Yo, Gino, check out this fag who can't play no football."

A competetive activity requiring physical skill to execute.

Billy decided to participate in a sport this Spring, moving from tennis to track and field.

Not Cheerleading

Note: sarcasm is used in the example Wyatt: The GRCCS boys won zones! Eric: Yeah Wyatt and i saw a saskquatch Stephan: Yeah and Cheerleading is a sport!!