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National Quit playing and fuck her day.

OH SHIT it’s April 9! So.. you tryna-?

April 9 is tommyinnits birthday. Tommy was born that day tell him happy birthday. DO IT!

Famous birthdays: it’s tommyinnits birthday April 9
Chat: Happy birthday tommy
Tommy: thanks chat for all the happy birthdays ope just killed a woman feeling good

April 9th is day of Tommyinnit. This is the day he was birthed. If you were birthed on this day, your poggers.

Hey theyre poggers, must be born on tommyinnits birthday. April 9 infact.

The holiest day in the entire history. This was the day Gerard Way was born.

Person: What is April 9, 1977, and why is it tattooed on your arm?
Me: Gee's birthday, peasant. Need I say more?

THE SWAGGIEST AND BEST PEOPLE ARE BORN ON THIS DAY LIKE THEYLL NEVER LEAVE YOU SO NEVER LEAVE THEM

My friend was born on April 9 2008, so they’re very swag!

The day Schlatt ####### ###### all those people. He thought he could silence us, but were still here, we know.

Guy 1: Do you know what Jonathan Schlatt did on April 9, 1999?
Guy 2: he ####### ###### ### ##### ######## civilians

The day that a legend was born.

Anthony Collette

When is the legend born? On 9 april.