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AssMaster

Someone with high ASSpirations AKA: AssBait;AssMonster;AssPirate;AssBurgler

Chris is such an AssMaster.

by Who Else? February 22, 2004

AssMaster

A Tactical Ops GOD! His skills are unparalleled in all of the gamning realm. AssMaster can frag opponents just by entering a room without even firing his MP5.

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by Assmasta February 25, 2004

Assmaster jackson

Not your typical jackson, but Assmaster Jackson. Droppin fools and breakin tools. Better ace that school and bring dem jewels. If you don't know the rule you betta drop that stool...out yo butthole.

Assmaster jackson ruled the school with his dirty stool, droppin those fools before he got dem jewels.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 23, 2022

Harry Assmaster

When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.

"My ass hurts. Did you Harry Assmaster me last night?" "That poor guy. He got totally Harry Assmastered last night" "Have another drink buddy because I am going to Harry Assmaster you later."

by crunchbitemsc November 03, 2011

hairy assmaster

The North American version or the Harry Assmaster. 1. When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.The distinction between the hairy assmaster and the Harry Assmaster is derived from the tendency that North Americans are unable to pronounce the name 'Harry'. Extensive British studies indicate that 87.5% of North American college students studying in the United Kingdom mispronounce the name Harry as 'Hairy'. 2. A closet homosexual 3. An assmaster

North American: "You are such a hairy assmaster" British colleague: "It's 'Harry';not 'hairy' you stupid American. Now drop your pants"

by crunchbitemsc November 04, 2011

pole smoking assmaster

see detlef

he's proud to be a pole smoking assmaster

by discordian January 07, 2004

Assmaster

when someone is beautiful and they role play ratatouille with you, they are also a master at ass and will destroy you if you try to defeat them

Hey ur beautiful, wanna role play ratatouille? i’m the assmaster

by Uwugamer898 February 21, 2022