Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

White Ballon

WHen someone ejaculates in a condom. Then proceeds to hit their partner in the face.

He gave his friend a white ballon.

by sgsizkool April 29, 2010

Ballon Sword

A ballon sword is a typo for balloon sword, but you're either in a hurry or you are fucking stupid.

How many ballon swords you got, Cooper? I need to shove one in my ass.

by MayMay Aint Slick August 23, 2016

Jules' Ballon

Jules' Ballon is a ballon with great decorations. (Jule is a word originated from South France, meaning the beautiful sea.)

"Yo! That's the Jules' Ballon! It is so beautiful."

by My10InchHandle January 10, 2023

Ballon Punch

The use of a plastic bag wrapped around the hand and arm to shove an obstuctive piece of fecal matter around the u-bend of a toilet.

Wow that dump was so big I had to Ballon punch it down!

by Shambollock March 18, 2023

anal ballon

the act of one fucking the devil, then sniffing his gooch, while a smelly yeti eats you out with his dick.

yo i anal balloned that guy

by fuchfhfhfhdjfva December 17, 2011

clown ballon

A long, continuous piece of poop.

That clown ballon comes in at 8.5 courics!

by velopope April 13, 2008

Ballon D’Or Mentality

Elite way of thinking that leads to dominating the opponent.

Adrian: Bro I went on an absolute bender last night and I lost my soul! But I aced the exam the next day! Gabe: Brooo you have the Ballon D’Or mentality!

by Eatspeedrecords October 10, 2022