A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who's penis is big, and I mean BIG. If you piss him off prepare for a Schlong Slap to the cheeks. If he makes you his bitch then you must carry his MASSIVE Schlong around church, Walmart, and funerals.
Jasmine was feeling extra horny, so Big Schlong Mike gave her a Schlonkey that she felt for a week.
A opp some call a gay nigga sometimes but mainly a broke nigga think he a badass but he just a big booty bitch ass -North gaston community
a guy with a big personlaity thats awesome
u kno th at awesome kid. oh u mean big daddy mike?
A tropical fish that was eaten in Minecraft
Sauce “Where did big peen Mike go ???“ Potato “I ate him” Sauce “OMFG”
Big money Mike is a term used is orange county to describe someone who is extremely wealthy. Usually the person can buy whatever he/she wants. Big money Mike's make an excessive amount of money and don't know what to do with it. Someone who makes over 100 k. Also known as a baller.
That big-money Mike is going to pay for us tonight.
Verb The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring. Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike. Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time. Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head. Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home. Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.