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when a blonde haired person does something ditzsy,clumsy,stupid,etc.

Wow I just fell on my face!Whoa Im having a blonde moment!!

An instant of such complete idiocy that it could only be perpetrated by a blonde.

The entire class froze when the dumb blonde yelled out "Viva Mexico!"

used to refer to an action, event or behavior that stands as testament to sub-human intelligence or, worse, a lack there of

The woman who mistook the cattle prod for a vibrator experienced a blonde moment.

a moment that blondes have when they suddenly go stupid..but then they get not-stupid after a minute...(you dont have to nessisarely be ''blonde'')

skylar:what is 2+2? Blonde:um 5 skylar:no 4 you idiot! blonde:oh sorry blonde moment

When something possesses you to say something really stupid

If I could fly, I would teach penguins how to...whoops, *blonde moment*

To do something incredibly stupid without realising it. just like dumass blondes

Person1: *ues nail gun on own hand as opposed to the fence* Person2: *points and laughs* You dumass Person3: Jesus whats wrong with him Person2: He had a bonde moment

when someone who is not usually ditzy acts like a total ass; when you feel the need to act like Britney Spears

i usually act like i have a brain, but right now im having a blonde moment