A fork of Rural Dictionary
A safe for work replacement for the words "sex" or "fuck" in all their forms
"That was boinking awesome." "I bet they're boinking right now." "Boink you!" "That was the best boink I ever boinking had."
The sound that the Scout in Team Fortress 2 makes when he beats someone with his metallic bat.
Scout hits Solder with bat Scout: BOINK!!
Usually another word for fornication.
I want nothing to do with him but we boinked hard.
The sound that occurs when scientific progress is achieved
"Scientific progress goes 'boink'?"
"oh my god" "yes" "definitely" "right on"
"Do you want to have cupcake tryouts?" "BOINK"