Country Dictionary

A horrible headache in the morning

I have terrible bonce rot this morning after such a mashed up night.

the art of balancing random objects on your head

my friend fell asleep at a party so we got some random household objects and started bonce balancing

bonce rot - where bonce refers to head and rot refers to a less than optimal feeling. i.e. My bonce is rotting (due to the pain I am in)

"I'm experiencing a severe case of bonce rot - my head feels like it's going to explode!"

Pootle Bonce is the name of greatest cat in the world. In her time she was singly the most dominate cat in her neighbourhood of Crowborough in East Sussex in the UK - regularly taunting the local dog and chicken population.

Hello Pootle Bonce, do you want some foodies?

A blind Nonce

There's a Bonce over there trying to smell the kids

a cross between bunsen burner and nonce

-usually referring to a science teacher

-‘Mr Smith was really creepy during science’
-‘yeah he’s such a bonce’

bacon bonce means you fat noce

oi u bacon bonce sym