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A bald sex offender (Pedophile)
Derived from a mixture of the words bald and nonce

"Oy Tom! You bonce, why you DM'ing 13 year olds bout there batty?"

when something is in like seriously cool hot sexy fit buff

that outfit iss sooo bonce

your head

ouch, me bonce!

Bonc: pronounced "Bonk", also known as Bend Over Nikki Cox. Founded by the unique xbox live gamer GenCorndog back in 2000ish. This is usually accompanied by one other word which is "gay". Mind you, this makes no sense.

1) Bonc your gay!
2) You don't know what your talking about Bonc!
3) BONC!
4) My name is (your name here), I'm GAAAAY Boncity Bonc BONNNNNNC!

Being extremely high or stoned on the lords good 'erb

Person 1: How are you man?
Person 2: Man im so bonced.

To preform a sexual act on a woman’s body

Last night I was boncing this right worldie

to bonce somebody
this involves a sharp blow to the bonce using the fist. often accompanined with the word "bonce" or followed by "i bonced u good"

the louder the scream the better the boncing

"argh u bonced me"