A fork of Rural Dictionary
Like Bovril Boulevard but for the working classes.
Alan: Ooh my Bovril B Road took a right bashing from the highways agency last.
The act of wiping your ass with toilet roll and leaving the shit covered pieces of toilet roll on the side for everyone to see
“Wow that’s a beautiful Bovril Autograph”
Filling a woman’s gaping asshole to the brim with that salty meat extract paste then pushing your hot meat stick into the cocktail of stool and meat paste for 3 mins let set and serve straight into your mouth
Oh blast my parents walked in on my and my stepsister brewing bovril
Say if someone named dan came up to you and said you are full of bovril it means you are full of shit
You are full of bovril
Arse bandit, bugger, Chocolate Miner - “Bovril” is a traditional British brown and sticky, savoury, spread for toast etc.
Look out for that Jim, he’s a Bovril Driller for sure.
Hey Vic what you up to tonight?
I’m going into town and having a “hot bovril” those tramps are great kissers I just can’t get enough of them. With a tramps tongue down my throat I really feel like a King
Beefy smelling saggy hairy armpits
“Oi love i’m not being funny but can you put away your Bovril bingo wings they fucking stink”