Country Dictionary

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Breastie Boys

A former boyband that sang music about porn.
Their biggest hit was Fuck For Your Right.

Ben: Fuck For Your Right was such an epic song.
Gregory: By the Breastie Boys.
Ben: Yeah.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

by M.Hessler May 03, 2015

Breastiness

The quality of possessing large or conspicuous breasts.

The women on my family can balance things on their bust but I would like a more proper level of breastiness but not go too far with it.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Breasties before testes

From parks and recreation, means girls before guys

Ann: are you sure youre ok that im going on a date with mark?
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!

by Defsnotateenagekidrn March 24, 2023

Breastie

Soft armed sweet angelic girl who attracts a lot of affectio

Hey BREASTIE you’re the coolest gal
Breatie has the softest arm

by Chichichi018384 July 12, 2024

Breastie

Close friend possessing large cup breasts.

Andrea is my breastie because she is my good friend with a size triple D bra

by FF18213 April 23, 2017

Breastie

Term for close female friend who sends nudes.

"Yeah, my breastie is my girlfriend."
"My breastie is on onlyfans."

by ClintVanCleefwood June 05, 2023