A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person that gets wicked in the head by a child, rips open security doors and cries when asked to talk to an alpha male.
Damn that screen door is ripped and your hand can open the door... nah it just happens, it wasn't burnie.
(adj): Word describing the people of Glen Burnie, MD - A breed of their own. Trust me, if you've been here, you KNOW what I mean. White trash and Ghetto, blended into one. The people of Glen Burnie are known as the 'Ugliest people in the Baltimore Metro Area'.
Boy: "Is it just me, or does it seem like everyone in that RoFo is very very unflattering?" Girl: "No, that's just Glen Burnie - everyone down here looks like that" Boy: "Aaah, yes - the Burnies" Girl: "Yeah, they're all weird looking like that"
Michael Justin Burns, aka "Burnie" (somehow derived from an earlier nickname "Boner"), is a director/actor known for creating the hit internet series "Red vs. Blue" and is said to have kickstarted the machinima craze. Burnie owns the production company Rooster Teeth based in Austin, Texas. Along with a brilliant mind, Burnie has an affinity for sandwiches, being a dick to his employees, killing zombies and cryogenicallly freezing bald people so he can become a black man in the future.
Burnie Burns is one of the original founders of Rooster Teeth.
Burning firey liquid generally feels foamy after farting it through your rectum. Painful and unpleasent usually last until a solid stool is released.
Tequila+jalapeno's= burny squirts
A Suburban town about 20 minutes south of Baltimore, MD in Anne Arundel County. Home to many homeless people, shacks, and trashy people. Also home to many car dealerships with cheesy ghetto commercials and horrible lazy Glen Burnie "accents".
I commute 30 minutes to downtown Baltimore everyday just so I don't have to be associated with anyone from Glen Burnie High School.
A Ghetto suburb in Maryland, inside the triangle created by Baltimore, Washington DC, and Annapolis, being about 20-30 minutes away from each.
A selection of people from Baltimore, Washington DC, and Annapolis mix together in Glen Burnie, making it a run-down, Ghetto ass suburb.