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Canadian History

Also known as "two girls, one Stanley Cup", it is a sex in which two female parties defecate into said hockey trophy and while using moose antlers as a sex toy lubed up by maple syrup and farting the song "Oh Canada" then feast upon the contents of the cup all while having a picture of Canadian born actor, Michael J Fox's picture mounted on a operating vibrator in the background to set the mood.

I showed my grandmother a video of Canadian History and she puked.

by Shafty Magee II February 05, 2010

Canadian History

Something American's wished they had.

Ba-boom!

Canadian's are better than American's. Accept it and move on. Read a self-help book. Any thing is possible. You hate us so much because you secretly love us. It's okay. We love you too, just not in that way.

"Canadian history is so much better. They abolished slavery before we did, aren't religious assholes and don't care if you're a dude that marries another dude. Hell, you could blow the smoke of your joint in a police officer's face and he would just have to groove off of it because in Canada carrying a g of weed is whatever. Pretty cool, right?"

by Jessyd February 05, 2010

Canadian history

The act of pouring maple syrup on moose horns. Then using it for sodomy.

Hey dude I walked in on my girlfriend she was doing the Canadian history with the horns!

by [email protected] February 05, 2010

Canadian History

A sex act where one person defecates on the other's chest and then rubs the excrement on that person's face after mixing it with maple syrup while taxing the everloving shit out of them.

She was so nasty, she asked me for a Canadian History, man! I still can't wash the Quebec smell off of my bedsheets!

by ColbertFan69 February 05, 2010

Canadian History

A nation's history of diversity, struggle, and great success just like in any other country.

Nothing makes this Country's history better or worse then any other country's

It is not a extreme sexual act as suggested by Steven Colbert, on the Colbert Report

Is something most American's dont know anything about (See Rick mercer asks American's)

A subject taught in Canadian schools to share Canadian history with Canadian Children.

A subject in which the War of 1812 is shared and is talked about how Canada took over and burnt down the white house.

by Bexstead February 05, 2010

Canadian History

to defecate, freeze the fecal matter and than use it as a sex toy on ones partner during intercourse.

Last night i gave Lisa a Canadian History and now she has an infection.

by jackedonu February 05, 2010

Canadian History

A rather obscure and masturbatory sexual act popular in certain regions of rural Canada, in which a man (or woman) fills the Stanley Cup with cocaine and crushed ecstasy pills, snorts it all, and then immediately attempts to insert a pair of moose antlers into as many orifices in his (or her) body as possible, using maple syrup for lubrication.

"Dude, did you see that internet video of Stephen Colbert doing some Canadian History? It was so bloody!"
"I'm so horny, even some Canadian History sounds hot!"

by TripGuide February 05, 2010