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when you ravage a vagina so viciously, all you have left to F--- is the meat between the butt and the cunt. The butt cunt
Wow, she has a sloppy charleston chew
A type of dildo. The day before, the man will take a shit on his girlfriends chest, then the guy will have sex with his girlfriend. After sex, he will jizz a stripe down the shit on the chest, let it dry, and roll it all up in a long stick. Then, put it in the freezer. The next day, this will be used as a dildo.
Dude 1: Yo, my marriage is failing, any tips?
Dude 2: Yeah, just give her a charleston chew, she will love it
Dude 1: What is it?
Dude 2: (explains)
Dude 1: Dude that's gross, but I like it.
Start off by shitting into one's mouth, laying the chocolate base. Then jizz in it to add the cream filling. Complete the act by making them chew it up, resembling a chewed up candy bar. Is rumored to taste just like the famous candy bar.
Betty said she had the munchies, so I gave her a good ol' Charleston Chew.
While having anal sex, and one person is shitting and the other is about to ejaculate injects the poop with cum and then forms the ending product a charleston chew.
Jerry and I produced a Charleston Chew last night!
straddle someones head, blindfold them with your nutsack(ray charles) and poop in their mouth (charleston chew)
that chick wanted to get freaky last night so i gave her a ray charleston chew
The act of dropping a deuce and placing it in the freezer for later use. After or during coitus, yourself and your soul mate share the frozen log as you would with the famous candy.
"We went out for sushi Saturday night. Afterwards, back at home, we lit some candles, turned on some old timey jazz, and enjoyed a Kensington Charleston Chew."