Country Dictionary

When you fart and shit your pants and it fucking stinks.

Uh oh, I think i just chid

A pubic hair that you find in your foreskin (can be greasy). Originates from Chidlow Tav (cold beers).

*has itchy PP*
Ted: I think I have a chid
Mike: pick it then
*picks chid*
Mike: damn that’s one greasy chid
Ted: smells kind of vulgar

the sound that a chode makes

man that was a huge chid

A young skid. likely to be found sitting on downtown sidewalks.

-damn nigga, that eleventeen year old child you banged last night was whack...
-yeah man, she was a chid. I should have used a jimmy hat

Sorry about my misspelling below. Its chide.

A chide is a needle dick.

A formal nickname for people named StudiousSquid who thinks he’s so tasty but is like one of them rotten eggs types. They tend to talk a bunch of nerd crap like vortexes, aliens, and math but are supreme at hacking and chess.

Oh my god Illudious Chid is here. It’s a trap!

A scrotum without testicles. A man with no balls in his sack.

Holy fuck, my bro slammed his nuts hard and now hes stuck with a chid bag.