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There is debate whether Ron is the actual son of Jesus Christ, the savior of the roman catholic religion, hence the variations in his name.

Ron exhibits, but is not limited to, the following habits:
Excessive blinking
Excessive Eating
Unintelligent remarks/responses
An urge to act without thought
Making poor life decisions
Remarkably poor/life-threatening driving
Predisposition to insobriety

There are no examples that illustrate the definition of Ron Chriss/Ron Christ respectably.

you cant be mad at chris for being chris

“WTH CHRIS J FKN MURDERS A DISABLED KID!!”
“It’s fine, Chris be Chrissing”
“Oh yeah, you’re correct

When 2 Chris's come together for gay man sex.

Ron: "Where's Christian and Christopher? "
Jon: "Oh they're Chrissing right now."
Ron: "hope they're using condoms, faggets"

The act of listening to other people have sex, especially without their knowledge or consent

"I heard a couple really going at it over there in that block flats, I think it's a great Chrissing spot"

When you hype yourself up so much that you have a panic attack

Oh man, I’m chrissing out right now!!

Giving oral pleasure to a person

Oh man jessica was chrissing me well

I heard tom chirssed a guy yesterday

Taking slight offense to lighthearted jokes from peers and retaliating with utmost spite

A- Dude are you a homophobe?
B- Ay do you, like, look up insults online or someshit
C- He's chrissing again