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Clown car

Donald Trump's limo.

And here comes the Clown car straight down 1600 Penn.

by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017

Clown Car

A car , usually from the mid 80s, that has abnormally large rims and a ridicules paint job.

Look at that clown with his pants on the ground climbing in his clown car.

by tk3033 December 01, 2010

Clown-Car

To allow for more than the maximum suggested persons to ride in a car, as clowns do in the circus. Generally when there are more people in a car than there are seats.

"Damn its cold outside, the 8 of you guys shouldnt be walking, get in my whip, we'll "clown-car" it tonight.

by John M. S. November 18, 2007

Clown Car

The difficult act of inserting both the cock and the balls into a single condom, thus resembling the tight confinement of a group of clowns packed into a small car.

My balls are bruised because I crashed my Clown Car into some slut last night.

by Fort Donkey May 10, 2008

Clown car

A sex position where multiple men are inside one small girl.

Grace: last night I was the guys clown car
Lily: omg you’re so lucky

by Fj.Anthony.Wolf January 06, 2019

Clown Car

To be filled with men in a sexual way
A woman who wears a lot of makeup and has a lot of sex

"Damn son, your girlfriend is a total clown car! She had like five guys in her last night."

by mcflykitty September 01, 2014

Clown Car

A Lincoln Town Car. Often called a {jew canoe}

Jesus! Don't they come with dimmer switches for the headlights. And can't they go over 40 mPH?

by Federalq2b May 29, 2005