A fork of Rural Dictionary
An idiot who lives for slow pitch softball. Plays catcher. Thinks he's Batman. Likes to give shit, doesn't like to get shit. Has an excuse for anything that doesn't go his way, yet will give you reasons why you can't do the same thing. Picks fights and then resorts to "I'll sue your ass" if you call him on it. Basically a 5 year old spoiled child.
1) Colonel - You suck, you can't catch anything. Person - You haven't made a play yet this season. Colonel - You don't see what I see! It's chaos! You try catching this shit. 2) Colonel - You're a fake tough guy. Let's fight. Person - OK Colonel - (won't fight) says to people around him "I'll sue his ass. I own him!"
A sex act whereby after fornicating with a chicken/rooster the fornicator then recieves felatio from the person who held said chicken/rooster (in order to prevent healspur to scrotum contact).
Man that crazy German couple totally did the "Colonel" while I watched!
when loving a female accomplice is out of the question, get yourself a nice ripe cantaloupe. warm it up in the microwave to desired temp. core a hole big enough for your penis then bang the hell out of it until you ejaculate, if you want chill in fridge and serve it to your friends later.Bonerpetite
i hadnt had pussy in awhile so i did the colonel the cantaloupe was warm and ripe tight fit too.
One who owns everyone in a certain room, psychologically:
- a man walks into a maths classroom, strikes fear in the students, and then proceeds to teach them one the most relaxed martial arts, tai chi.