A fork of Rural Dictionary
An exceedingly large penis belonging to an opinionated man.
"Bloody hell Danny, watch out for that colonel!"
An idiot who lives for slow pitch softball. Plays catcher. Thinks he's Batman. Likes to give shit, doesn't like to get shit. Has an excuse for anything that doesn't go his way, yet will give you reasons why you can't do the same thing. Picks fights and then resorts to "I'll sue your ass" if you call him on it. Basically a 5 year old spoiled child.
1) Colonel - You suck, you can't catch anything.
Person - You haven't made a play yet this season.
Colonel - You don't see what I see! It's chaos! You try catching this shit.
2) Colonel - You're a fake tough guy. Let's fight.
Person - OK
Colonel - (won't fight) says to people around him "I'll sue his ass. I own him!"
A sex act whereby after fornicating with a chicken/rooster the fornicator then recieves felatio from the person who held said chicken/rooster (in order to prevent healspur to scrotum contact).
Man that crazy German couple totally did the "Colonel" while I watched!
A gorgeous little blond thing who is a little minx in the bedroom and has dirty plans for a spa weekend......
That chick is definately a colonel.....
A stocky man of medium height, very solid build, tends to draw himself up to full height when excited, or early in the mornings. Very poor sense of balance, becomes ill and vomits easily, especially when being talked to. Very popular, especially among ladies, talks to anyone. Enjoys the occasional flap in the wind. Cousin to Princess Sophie.
Skinny, usually blonde fellow, with extremely large hair. Can usually be found listening to hardcore punk music. They normally hate everything.
Colonel loves paint it black.