Country Dictionary

To drive others crazy trying to make them figure out shit!

Mr Confusion is a confusing man

What happens when something (a cat, dog, or otherwise) steps/walks across the keyboard causing a jumble of letters usually without understandable words. Usually after this comes a reason for why it happened.

Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."

Two blind lesbians in a fish market

hmmm... where should i turn, the confusion!

Having no idea,not accepting the facts

Adam stauffer confused about his marriage with Alise stauffer, and there new born baby girl.

Father's Day in East St. Louis.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you daddy! Uh...

The alternative, lesser known (even by the OED) term for the act of causing confusion.

The man walked backwards into the shop, causing great confusement

The action of someone/something that could confuse a person, at extreme levels.

That math lesson was so confusing, that it has me confusicated.