A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very attractive woman over the age of 40.
Diane Lane and Kelly Preston are definitely cougars.
Pronunciation: \ˈkü-gər also -ˌgär\ Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural - cougars Etymology: French couguar, modification of New Latin cuguacuarana A cougar is a female mammal of the homo sapient family, 35-55 years old, found throughout most populated areas. A capable stalk-and-ambush predator, preying on much younger males, cougars can frequently be seen in urban and suburban densely-populated habitats with liquor licenses. A cougar's preferred prey item is usually but not always under 25, as cougars prefer to prey on younger men who have hair and get erections naturally. Typically solitary and territorial, cougars have been frequently observed hunting in packs while individual territory sizes depend on terrain, vegetation, and abundance of prey. A cougar's prime predation hours are late evenings to early mornings and especially during weekends. Cougars will typically leave their cubs with relatives, ex-husbands, ex-in-laws or an overnight sitter while hunting. Typically, cougars have been known to misrepresent their age to prey items due to the normally short duration of predation periods, from one night to several months, and having the advantage of a smokin' hot appearance allowing them to pass for a much younger animal such as a puma. Being older, wiser, and highly skilled; cougars pursue younger men more for their unwavering stamina than for materialism as is the case with the puma. Cougars crave the attention and thrill of an uncomplicated sexually intense relationship that younger men tend to offer. Although the term's urban use began pejoratively, it is now usually viewed as a compliment, as young men frequently enjoy being preyed upon by an attractive cougar or MILF. Physical characteristics Cougars are slender and agile standing 5 to 6 foot in height, without heels, with the ideal specimen averaging 36" inches around the chest, 26" around the waist and 36" around the hips and buttocks while weighing anywhere between 100 to 135lbs on average. The cougar's head is well maintained with a luxurious and frequently dyed mane and a painted-on face. The cougar has 10 claws on their forepaws and 10 shorter claws on their hind paws which typically are painted the same color. The cougar's skin varies in color from specimen to specimen and even between siblings due to natural skin pigments, make-up, sun exposure and spray on tans. Hair color, design or absence of hair in the pubic region of the cougar varies according to the cougar's preference and whether the carpet will match the curtains but typically the hair is darker than the mane in which the norm is a landing strip or a small semi-triangular patch. See also: lynx
Examples of cougars are; Kim Cattrall, Kim Basinger, Catherine Zeta Jones, Courtney Cox, Demi Moore, Faith Hill, Daryl Hannah, Tyra Banks, Vivica Fox, Andie MacDowell, among many other famous specimen. Use in a sentence: I smell like I've been malled by a cougar all night.
Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural cougars also cougar Etymology: French couguar, modification of New Latin cuguacuarana, from Tupi siwasuarána, from siwasú deer + -rana resembling Date: 1774 Date of urban adoption: circa mid-1990s : a woman, typically in the 30s, who intentionally preys on younger men, who are typically in their early 20s. Although the term's urban use began pejoratively, it is now usually viewed as a compliment, as young men frequently seek out attractive cougars. Related terms: puma lynx
John went home with that cougar last night. He is 18; she is 35. It must have been one hell of a night, since they are each peaking, sexually.
A woman typically over 40, who enjoys the company of the younger male. It isn't all about sex, but rather more about honesty, openness and expression. Its about getting out and enjoying life and activity. Who wants a guy who's sole peak of happiness is a remote and someone to wait on him? Younger males have more energy,confidence and fewer hangups. They are also much more likely to be willing to admit that they don't know it all and they like a little adventure in their lives, therefore there are a few that are much more desirable sexually... Nuff said!..lol
I am a cougar! I manage a site for these amazing ladies and their chosen prey, you might be surprised, it isn't what you might think, try it before you knock it!
A woman typically over the age of 40 who seeks the company of a young buck...under the age of 25. She usually looks like a bleach blonde hag with all the trimmings of a dried up bird (fake claws, tough skin etc.)
"Ted a professional 25yr old player hooks up with Bambi, an out of work 45yr old ex stripping cougar at a club"
An insult to a female that is at least 10 years older than you; an older attractive female that takes care of herself, eats right, exercises and is financially capable of having a great life without your sorry ass. As a general rule, guys don't want anything more from a cougar than to have sex with her. Pretty equal to a MILF.
That chick is a cougar. I would love to hit that!